HOST: Saan ang dream vacation mo?
GIRL CONTESTANT: Amangpulo.
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HOST: What was the very first gift that you gave to your girlfriend?
MALE CONTESTANT: Uhmm… taptoy.
HOST: What taptoy?
MALE CONTESTANT: Taptoy na teddy bird.
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HOST: What’s your ideal age for marriage?
GIRL: Uhmm… I am not sure…
HOST: Hindi… Kunwari ikaw, more or less…?
GIRL: Uhmm… more.
(crowd booing…)
Sige, Sige… Less, less….
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HOST: If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to showcase the beauty of the Philippines?
GIRL CONTESTANT: Bocaue.
HOST: Bocaue? Why Bocaue?
GIRL CONTESTANT: Because it’s a magnificent place.
HOST: Which part of Bocaue?
GIRL CONTESTANT: The Bocaue Rice Terraces.
HOST: (Banawe kaya ‘yon!)
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HOST: Who’s your favorite author?
CONTESTANT: Danielle Steele.
HOST: Why Danielle Steele?
CONTESTANT: Because… because Danielle Steele, I like best. Thank you.
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HOST: How would you like me to address you?
CONTESTANT: My address is Project 8, Quezon City.
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HOST: What is your best feature?
CONTESTANT: My graduation feature.
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HOST: So tell us, why did you join this contest?
CONTESTANT: Me? Join this contest? Why did I… That’s all. Thank you!
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HOST: What do you want to be after you graduate?
CONTESTANT: I want to be a successful Medicine.
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HOST: Hindi ito boob… hindi ito tube… Pero tinatawag itong boobtube. Ano ito?
CONTESTANT: BRA!!!
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HOST: What would you like to say to foreigners?
CONTESTANT: Please come back.
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HOST: What is your typical day?
CONTESTANT: I think Saturday po!
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(In a Gay Contest)
HOST: Ano ang advantage mo sa ibang contestant?
GAY CONTESTANT: I think and believe na bilang isang bading…
(pause)
“…Ano nga po ulit yung question?”
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HOST: Which part of your body is your best asset?
CONTESTANT: (believe it or not she answered) …Si Melanie Marquez po!
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HOST: What is your favorite motto?
CONTESTANT: (after a long pause) I don’t have a motto eh.
(so the crowd starts helping her out. the crowd started saying, “Time is gold! Time is gold!”)
CONTESTANT: I have na po. Chinese gold!
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HOST: If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how would you do it?
CONTESTANT: That’s a very good question. Keep it up. (then the girl turns and walks away.)
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HOST: Who is your favorite fictional character?
GIRL: JOSE RIZAL! (crowd starts laughing.)
HOST: Who is your favorite hero then?
GIRL: Hulk Hogan.
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HOST: If you were to become a superhero, what would your power be?
GIRL CONTESTANT: Uhmm… bumble bee!
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HOST: What is your edge over the other contestants?
GIRL CONTESTANT: My edge is 23 years old.
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HOST: What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?
GIRL: Between 24 and 25!
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HOST: How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
GIRL: I’ll be 28.
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HOST: Describe your special someone in three words.
GIRL: Kahit nga po 1 word, kaya ko.
HOST: Ok, sige…
GIRL: In one word… MY LIFE!
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HOST: If you were given any special power, what would it be?
GIRL: Power of Attorney!
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HOST: So you like reading, who’s your favorite author?
GIRL: Uhmm, Shakespeare.
HOST: What works of Shakespeare?
GIRL: Hindi ko po alam eh.
HOST: But he’s your favorite…?
GIRL: Eh… kasi patay na sya eh.
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HOST: What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?
GIRL: Drugs.
HOST: Why?
GIRL: Mahal eh!
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HOST: Hey, I heard you almost didn’t make it, how did you get here? Did you ride or did you walk?
GAY CONTESTANT: Of course, did you ride. What do you think of me, did you walk?
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(Little Miss Philippines)
HOST: Ano’ng gusto mo maging pag-laki mo?
GIRL: Maging lalaki po!